Did I ever tell you guys that once my friend bought a hot chocolate but for some reason when she started drinking it she couldn’t get any of the hot chocolate so she started sucking on it really hard until a weird long furry thing came out so she opened it up and there was a giant huntsman spider on the inside of the lid 

are you Australian


Like wildflowers; you must allow yourself to grow in all the places people thought you never would.
evwriting (via splitterherzen)




i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

why do drugs when you can do me

why do drugs when you can do me