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hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

i was getting drunk on really good thoughts but the sun rose and i had to sober up

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

  • band member: so how old are you?
  • me: how old do you need me to be
  • youngblackandvegan:

    Do not allow people to mispronounce your name.

    reginamas:

    i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

    and she’s just like

    well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

    hellomolls:

    "I don’t think they meant to-" OKAY..,but they did…so learn…apologize. Don’t repeat.

    dogalyst:

    idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

    ivegottobethere:

    ima-ho-ho-ho:

    rneerkat:

    snapfox:

    rneerkat:

    rneerkat:

    what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

    it becomes daytrogen

    I’m going to bed.

    good nitrogen

    sleep tightrogen

    don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

    alltimejackalow:

    2007 pick up line: “Lets just get out of here and rent Guitar Hero at blockbuster.”

    alittlebitofdisneymagic:

    forgettingfilm:

    saoritsukiyaori:

    hatcadet:

    juodaanviinaa:

    fuzzypigs:

    claybabay:

    NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

    NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

    NEED JOB FOR MONEY

    WAHT

    WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

    NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

    NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

    NEED CAR FOR JOB

    NEED JOB FOR CAR

    GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
    GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
    TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

    ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

    ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

    NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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