happilyxdazed:

People who get broken up with and are like “you need me I’m the only person who will ever love you like this blah blah blah” shut up please because clearly that person would rather do other shit than hang out with you bye

It’s always sad when you realize that if you didn’t make the effort, you’d never hang out with your “friends”. That’s about the time I stop trying

Your birthday stops being special after about age 12. After that, it just become a day when people have to be nice to you. And even then, people have trouble with that.

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

spenceromg:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

I WANT TO KNOW

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing